AND I NOW PRESENT TO YOU....
my brother. But that's beside the point. Look at the super duper uber ultra mega wahliao cool device on his ears! Some call them.. earmuffs. But don't be fooled - these earmuffs-looking headpiece aren't actually earmuffs! In fact, they are called... EAR FLUFFS! no, this is no ripoff.
If you are still miraculously reading this, you are one heck of a patient person. Moving on, the Ear Fluffs are multi-functional, unlike earmuffs which only serve to preserve(?) heat in your ears. One of the many functions are, of course, to preserve heat in your ears. However, if you'd like to be the next Asian Scott Summers... now that's a different case :)
Presenting the 'Ear Fluffs - Scott Summers Edition' aka 'Just turn them Ear Fluffs around'.With this totally new and modified version of the Ear Fluffs, you can walk around with a super cool headpiece that covers your eyes and ears - just like superhero Scott Summers! There's only one catch - there's a 300% possibility that you may bang into things. Unlike the hero himself.
Well at least you'll be able to preserve the heat in your ears! :)Now you can tell me that I just wasted 5 minutes of your precious time and vow never to read this blog again. Tah!
