I'LL MISS YOU. CAN'T IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT YOU.

Yes, dear cracked gigantic mirror that used to reside in my toilet, I'm gonna miss you. Whenever I turn to admire myself in front of the mirror, you aren't there. Every time I want to check my face for hideous pimples, you aren't there, my anti-acne friend. I'm serious when I say I can't imagine life without you. Gah, this is depressing. Let the depressing pictures do the talking.