It rained like there was no tomorrow... yesterday.

Meet Aang, my new best friend :D

" Water, Earth, Fire, Air

Long ago, the four nations live together in harmony.
Then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked. 

Only the Avatar, master of all elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
A hundred years passed, and my brother and i discovered the new avatar - an air bender named Aang. 

Although his air bending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he can save anyone. But I believe, Aang can save the world. 
"

Yep, that's righto, people - we did a voice-over for the opening of "The Avatar". Dayyuuum, it was funny :D. Will be doing the sound effects next week - can't wait. I know. I'm not the best liar. Proves the oh-so-honest person I really am, huh? :D



Random question: How the heck did he manage to grow hair in between book 2 and 3? hmm -
puzzles the mind, it does, indeed!

Here comes the sun. do do do do :D

That's right people - thank God for Vermox! Damn you wormies all to hell :D

Here comes the sun, do do do do =)

coughcoughcoughpukecough. eeeeee.

To those responsible, I friggin hate you right now, but this post shall remain anonymous. I know, I know - damn potong stim. What happened to me, however, shan't be kept secret. This fateful afternoon, I ordered rice. And chicken. And fish. 6 ringgit. Nope, that's not even close to what I'm so infuriated about. Sitting down, I began eating. And I was THIS close to complimenting how well the two dishes went together. That was when I saw it. It was long. And white. And thin. AND IN MY RICE! That's when the choking started. And coughing. And the wtfudge-is-that-ing. Apparently, it was a filthy, disgusting maggot. spitspitspitcoughcoughspitcough. I threw the darned plate of food away and thought revolting thoughts. Eeeee. And therefore, I curse you, person in charge! I will never look at food the same way. Ever.

Puking?

If You Wish To Lose Your Appetite, Please Proceed.

Ah, how I love my witty titles and me :D. I know, I know - great way to get people's attention, huh? But, by my calculations, you should have been turned off at the first sentence. Anyhoo, to those who have made it this far, ILY but you're not gonna last. Kays, proceeding to the crap I'd like to tell ya'll bout - crap. Uh-huh, that's right, people! Crap. Literally. As in poop. Dung. Shit. Poo. Glad you like the elaboration :D. For some of you people who might be offended, I apologise. But it's still true - some of China's toilets aren't exactly luxurious, nor heavenly, nor clean, nor in any way hygenic. Excluding hotels, of course. The toilets simply give me the creeps. The poo-will-move-through-the-drain-in-front-of-you system. The all too small doors. Seriously, WHAT'S THE POINT IN HAVING DOORS?! The unfathomable mentality of some people who poop everywhere but the toilet bowl. I shall stop talking here, already puking mentally. You should stop reading, too, for the sake of your tummy. Or that expensive Egyptian carpet you're sitting on right now - wouldn't wanna see such art go to waste, now would we? Alas, this does not mean it is the end of the post! No disgusting posts are complete without pictures! Enjoy barfing!






This, in my experience, is NOTHING. The last picture's kinda cute, though VERY controversial. Like most of my posts :D. If you, sick reader, wish to see the real deal, here's a link.

http://community.travelchinaguide.com/photo/5111/51118015352134.jpg

Homework, however, still exists in this shitty world. And it has to be done, one way or another. Before I leave, I expect comments from very angry and disgusted people!

The things i do for you people... [sigh]

hear ye, hear ye!

loved twilight? adore romance? Here's the real deal, baby - Jasmine's fanfic. And although it's about Dong Bang Shin Ki or something like that, a korean pretty boys' band which will never be known for their "unique" - some people say "hot" - looks. Well I say if you want hot, google Heath Ledger - may he rest in peace - and you won't be disappointed! Okay, okay - i should stop. Here's jas's link, so remember to go visit, kay? See Jas? This is called public service :D

http://jasm12341995.livejournal.com/

my rose is dying. =(

It's a weird feeling, not having her here.

Bond. Puzzles the mind.

A few questions have been on this twisted mind of mine for quite some time now. Yes, this time, it's about Bond. James Bond. Here are some funny facts to think about.

1. He NEVER freaking dies! It has been - what, 22 movies? - and he has yet to die. Is it the healthy food or the workouts? We will never know, I fear.

2. The funny titles. "Die Another Day". "Tomorrow Never Dies". "You Only Live Twice". What the heck is he trying to say? Forget it - I'll never die?

3. The dude never sweats. Tell me, Mr Bond, what deodorant do you use?! You should do an ad for Rexona - sales will go through the roof! Plus, it'll promise a good laugh :D

4. Are Bonds supposed to go act in an - i don't know - a musical once they retire? Talk about a change of genre!

5. Do the Bond girls get skinnier and skinnier, or are the men getting burlier and burlier?

I shall stop here. I know my limits. Riiiight. Cheers!