A few questions have been on this twisted mind of mine for quite some time now. Yes, this time, it's about Bond. James Bond. Here are some funny facts to think about.
1. He NEVER freaking dies! It has been - what, 22 movies? - and he has yet to die. Is it the healthy food or the workouts? We will never know, I fear.
2. The funny titles. "Die Another Day". "Tomorrow Never Dies". "You Only Live Twice". What the heck is he trying to say? Forget it - I'll never die?
3. The dude never sweats. Tell me, Mr Bond, what deodorant do you use?! You should do an ad for Rexona - sales will go through the roof! Plus, it'll promise a good laugh :D
4. Are Bonds supposed to go act in an - i don't know - a musical once they retire? Talk about a change of genre!
5. Do the Bond girls get skinnier and skinnier, or are the men getting burlier and burlier?
I shall stop here. I know my limits. Riiiight. Cheers!
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