If You Wish To Lose Your Appetite, Please Proceed.

Ah, how I love my witty titles and me :D. I know, I know - great way to get people's attention, huh? But, by my calculations, you should have been turned off at the first sentence. Anyhoo, to those who have made it this far, ILY but you're not gonna last. Kays, proceeding to the crap I'd like to tell ya'll bout - crap. Uh-huh, that's right, people! Crap. Literally. As in poop. Dung. Shit. Poo. Glad you like the elaboration :D. For some of you people who might be offended, I apologise. But it's still true - some of China's toilets aren't exactly luxurious, nor heavenly, nor clean, nor in any way hygenic. Excluding hotels, of course. The toilets simply give me the creeps. The poo-will-move-through-the-drain-in-front-of-you system. The all too small doors. Seriously, WHAT'S THE POINT IN HAVING DOORS?! The unfathomable mentality of some people who poop everywhere but the toilet bowl. I shall stop talking here, already puking mentally. You should stop reading, too, for the sake of your tummy. Or that expensive Egyptian carpet you're sitting on right now - wouldn't wanna see such art go to waste, now would we? Alas, this does not mean it is the end of the post! No disgusting posts are complete without pictures! Enjoy barfing!






This, in my experience, is NOTHING. The last picture's kinda cute, though VERY controversial. Like most of my posts :D. If you, sick reader, wish to see the real deal, here's a link.

http://community.travelchinaguide.com/photo/5111/51118015352134.jpg

Homework, however, still exists in this shitty world. And it has to be done, one way or another. Before I leave, I expect comments from very angry and disgusted people!